sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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