just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?