i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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