id be glad to
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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