Buhtt sex?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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