...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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