My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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