I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I will die if light touches me.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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