I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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