Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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