Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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