Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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