He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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