Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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