I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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