just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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