That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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