she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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