Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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