I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Someone came in the potted fern
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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