would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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