its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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