Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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