4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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