So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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