i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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