"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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