Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
