Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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