apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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