Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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