hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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