Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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