I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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