At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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