the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Barsexuality is the new black.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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