Already got asked if we're dating
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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