and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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