If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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