Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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