I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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