I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Randomize
