So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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