...so i touched it.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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