just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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