Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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