too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
we're so committed to being not committed
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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