It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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