is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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