I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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