I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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