that's an acceptable place to lick
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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